Emma Louise Gough. 18 years old. College drop out. Resides in Tha Doncaster Massiv, Yorkshire. September 2010 means it's time to start studying again. Politics, History, Archaeology and Religious Studies at Pontefract College. I work at Faith, and a Tex-Mex restaurant called Cactus Jacks. I know every episode of Father Ted word for word and I like Bombay Sapphire, Sushi, Vivienne Westwood, Sex, The Inbetweeners, Lost, The Big Bang Theory, Spongebob, New Found Glory, Toby Keith and Bon Iver. I don't like Twilight, Reality TV, 'Chick Flicks' or people that eat with their mouths open. Bad grammar ruins my fucking life. People that can't correctly use there, their and they're and your and you're, irritate me. I'm not a stereotypical girl. I couldn't care less about my hair and I'm pale as a ghost with no desire to use fake tan or go on a sunbed. My one passion in life is History, particularly The Wars of the Roses and Nazi Germany. My favourite film is American History X and my favourite book is The Fire Within. I don't eat meat or anything containing gelatine, but I do eat fish and this apparently makes me a pescatarian. People who wear real fur make me sick. I have a cat called Alfie, except on Sunday when he's called Alfred. I share a birthday with Prince Charles. Im a Scorpio, and it shows. I have 3 tattoo's, one of them is 'Hakuna Matata' on my wrist, but everyone thinks it says 'Hannah Montana', which is irksome to say the least.

That should definitely get you by for small talk.